Too White Crew - Chicago's All Live Hip Hop Tribute Band

Ballin’ on a Budget?

OK, so we got a little deal going on. The first ten people to invite at least a hundred of their homies to Saturday’s “Too White Crew at Austin’s Fuel Room” Facebook event are gonna have their names at the door. No line, no cover. All ballin’. If you really wanna kick it, invite 200 and we’ll comp you and a guest. But here are the rules…

  1. “Like” Too White Crew on Facebook. Here’s the link.
  2. Send a FB message to the band when you’re ready to invite your friends, but don’t invite them till you get a reply.
  3. Invite at least a a hunnit people. If you want to invite all your friends at once without having to check each one, here’s a nifty little hack on how to do it. And don’t invite sucky people. We’ve all got FB friends who think smiling is a chore. Leave them alone. Invite the story makers – the ones who fall into walls…then apologize to the wall. The ones that’ll rip the shot out of your hand and throw it back when you take too long. THOSE friends.
  4. Let us know you’re done inviting people. We’ll check your work and put your name on the list.
  5. Spend that money on shots.
And no, if you invite 1000, you don’t get 10 comps ya greedy bastid! :)

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Who’s ready to party their face off?

We are for starters. We’ve been off for a couple weeks learning a bunch of new tunes to give you new flava and take you back. We’ve also been winding up P.Tugz up for his new role filling in for DJ Shor T while she on hiatus. Click on our FB events – The Black Sheep (formerly Zante Lounge) in Orland Park (Friday) and Bannerman’s  (Saturday) for more info and to add yourself to the event. Also check out our upcoming schedule for all our winter / spring shows!

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Rock. Yeah. Ford. Yeah. Boling. Yeah. Brook. Yeah.

Giovanni’s in Rockford Friday and Tailgater’s in Bolingbrook Saturday?! We like it a lohht.

Come see DJ Shor T’s final weekend before she takes some time off to kick breast cancer right in the thingy. You can follow her most unique and brave journey here. She’ll be back soon though so just go order a bowl of soup du jour and don’t you worry. In the meantime, we’re going to bring you some from fresh new tunes and feature P.Tugz on the mic and keys! Oh, and we’re bringing DJ McFly with us all the way from Peoria to turn this mutha out.

For more upcoming dates, click on our Shows tab and  follow @toowhitecrew on Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter for more nonsense!

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New Year’s Eve has never twerked so much!

Chicago’s old school hip hop party band is taking their 90’s booty poppin’ show to the 217 for a 19+ New Year’s Eve show and it’s now the hottest NYE ticket in Central Illinois. This party isn’t a reason to STAY in Champaign for NYE. It’s a reason to COME to Champaign for NYE. Click here for ticket info!

Fat City’s new “The City Center” is hosting this bash and it’s the best venue to see live music in all of Central Illinois. They’ve been bringing national music acts to Champaign ever since it opened earlier in 2015. If you haven’t been here yet, this is a great time to break it in and give yourself a world class hangover at the same time.

Awwwl kinds of places to stay overnight too, and the Eastland Suites in Urbana is offering a $119 deal that includes a breakfast that might prove to save your life. Oh and a mechanical bull. Not even kidding. They also have a hotel bar which makes pre-gaming even easier. Uber’s in Champaign so getting around while liquored up is a click away.

General Admission tickets to the City Center bash: $20 VIP Mezzanine Tickets: $30- Includes access to mezzanine and extensive appetizer buffet for 2 hours before the show. Main Floor reserved tables: $120 – Extremely limited amount. Includes 4 GA tickets, a reserved table and seating the whole night. Champagne toast and party favors for errryone. Boone’s Farm toast if you in the front row an’ sheeeeit. TICKET LINK RIGHT HURR!

Here’s the official Facebook event link so you can invite your FB homies.

Come kick 2015 to the curb with Too White Crew!

 

 

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2015 Booty Shake World Championship Finals! – NSFW

Here it is sports fans – the 8th annual Booty Shake World Championships at Crusens on Farmington Rd. in Peoria, IL! This video shows the final round…then the finalist squared off against the 2014 reigning champion to see who takes home the belt this year. The winner also got $100 bucks, a bag full of extra fly gifts from www.aflygirl.com and mad bragging rights. Will she repeat? Did she repeat? Click play and see…

Twerk Champion

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

The 8th Annual Booty Shake World Championships are at Crusens in Peoria this Saturday! This is serious stuff. There’s a title belt at stake, $100, pride and mad bragging rights. Last year’s winner is also coming back to defend her title against this year’s best in show so this year’s finals is sure to be a real nail biter.

2014 Booty Shake Champion

 

But wait there’s more! Our officiant Big D will be back on the mic…DJ McFly will be there and all turnt cuz it’s his birthday…KISS FM will be in the house…we’re bringing back our west coast Fly Girl Coco Puffs out of retirement AND y’all get to see one or our newest Fly Girls, Backstop! Then of course, the after party. Because it wouldn’t be Peoria without a trip downtown to risk a disco ball falling on us and some colon-unfriendly late night food. So we’ll see you at Berlin, and then, well, you know.

So if you have a world class back side, bring it to Crusens on Farmington Rd. Too White Crew takes the stage at 10:30 and the he carnage begins by midnight. If you win, you get a crisp hunnit, the title belt for one year and the right to defend your title at the 2016 championships. Here’s a lil video to get you ready.

 

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They classin’ it up this Friday at Q Bar!

I think Q Bar musta confused us with an orchestra or suhin’ but we ain’t sayin’ nuttin to them cuz it’s always better to clown. “$5 martinis and and half off wine?” Bahahaha. And I’ll bet it’s fancy wine. That’s cool though cuz we bring our own forties. And wine – if you’re really gonna call Boone’s Farm and Mad Dog “wine”.

In any case, this is gonna be a great night, watching all y’all professional types drinking fancy drinks and rubbing elbows with all the standard TWC “DGAF’s”, while we up there regulating and shakin money makers. Brings a damn tear to my eye I tell you.

And if that ain’t enough, they got $50 VIP tables and $15 VIP seating. First person to send me a picture from the show toasting a martini glass with your bomb shot gets a free, unopened pack of “Yo! MTV Raps!” cards from 1991. I’m serious.

The cover for the common folk is $8 and we start at 10:00. Q Bar is in the 630 – 2240 Bloomingdale Rd. in Glendale Heights.

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Central Illinois’ Biggest NYE party!

Come sip champagne in Champaign with us this New Year’s Eve at Fat City’s “The City Center”! Chicago’s 80’s and 90’s hip hop tribute band Too White Crew will be performing at the biggest NYE party in the 217 and it’s in the best new venue in all of Central Illinois.  This place is a giant live music venue that has been bringing national music acts to Champaign ever since it opened earlier in 2015. If you haven’t been here yet, this is a great time to break it in!

General Admission tickets: $20 VIP Mezzanine Tickets: $30- Includes access to mezzanine and extensive appetizer buffet for 2 hours before the show. 19+ show!

Main Floor reserved tables: $120 – Extremely limited amount. Includes 4 GA tickets, a reserved table and seating the whole night.

Champagne toast and party favors for errryone. Boone’s Farm toast if you in the front row an’ sheeeeit.

TICKET LINK RIGHT HURR!

 

Here’s the official Facebook event link so you can invite your FB homies.

We will also be adding hotel deal info soon so check back!

If you don’t know Too White Crew, here’s a look at what you’ll get…

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Wondering why you don’t see our FB posts?

Without getting into the gory details, it’s basically impossible for you to see our Facebook posts in your feed, even if you like our page, unless we pay Facebook gobs of money OR unless you change your notification settings for our page. So if you’d like to actually see our posts, see where we’re playing, see our photo galleries and all our other nonsense, here’s how to make that happen. We’ll start by assuming you already like our page:

On a desktop device*:

* This is actually the better way to do it because the FB’s desktop view offers a notification option that the mobile app doesn’t!

 

On a mobile device:

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A Note from DJ Shor “T”

I wanted to wish everyone a fabulous holiday season and invite you to stop by and say hello to me sometime in December – selfies welcomed too! – before I take OFF for a while. I have been diagnosed with breast cancer and will be taking some time off to heal myself. Before you get all emotional and teary-eyed on me PLEASE know that I am OK and feel pretty optimistic about the journey ahead of me! I have a plan and will be sharing my journey via social media (including my blog here) so you CAN check in and see how I am doing. The band is a great release for me and I enjoy it so much! I look forward to making a comeback and celebrating with all of YOU! We will be at BaseCamp in Lisle this Friday and at Joe’s on Weed St. in Chicago this Saturday. :)

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