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Mr. Belding & Too White Crew, together at last!

This is happening. We get to party with Mr. Belding and so can you on Saturday, June 11th! Special $6.50 (half price!) are available by entering “TWC” as the Special Offer Code on this link.  We’re on from 4:45-6:00 and Mr. Belding will be available for pictures and autographs during the game. This is a very special family-oriented TWC show, so don’t expect us to be tilting forties and don’t plan on bum rushing the stage for a booty shake contest! Save that for our show in Rockford later that night!

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Winter is officially over, bizzatches!!!!!

Mayfest in Chicago is the official kickoff to summer and if our drunkass calculations are correct, this is our 10 year anniversary of playing Mayfest! We’ve got some great acts warming up the stage too: Libido Funk Circus @ 2:00, Wedding Banned @ 4:00, The Boy Band Night @ 6:00…followed by Too White Crew @ 8:00. But that’s not all! We’re all heading to The Pony Inn (1638 West Belmont – stumbling distance from the fest) for the after party. Add your bad self to the FB event right hurr.

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But first we’ve gotta get past our Friday night show at BaseCamp in Lisle Friday, and that’s no easy task. The place popped like tires hitting road spikes last time we played there. Check out the event and past pics!

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Ready or not, here we come…

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The Amazing New Olive Garden Diet!

Yeaaaah, there sure as sh*t ain’t no Olive Garden diet, but we ARE playing at Austin’s Fuel Room in Libertyville this Saturday night, and that should feel about as good as horkin’ down a pile of breadsticks dipped in alfredo sauce.

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Upcoming shizzle!

Our shows have been goin’ off like Thelma & Louise. Here’s where to creep our Next Episodes…

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We gon’ have an Eazy E-ster fo sho!

We’re taking the holiday weekend off but then we’re back with all new flava for Champaign & Rockford! Click on the below Facebook events and add your bad self if you’re going. Don’t forget to invite your homies!

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Just give up on the week already!

If there was ever a week to give up on, it’s this week. It’s Thursday and it’s St. Paddy’s Day so Friday is canceled. 115 Bourbon Street is making this really easy too.  They’re open from morning till, well, morning. It starts with WGN Morning News coverage at the cracka$$ of dawn, showcasing the hardest of the hard core south-side booze hounds from 6-10am. Then, the NCAA tourney will be on all day, helping to make your Jay Oh Bee a distant memory. Before you know it, you’ll be on your third square meal of the day off Bourbon’s menu. Then the wheels come off. So call in sick now.

The Larkin and Moran Brothers are in the front room at 7pm followed by Too White Crew at 10pm in the back room. And we’re bringing four Fly Girls, DJ Kris Wilkins, new tunes bottles of Wild Irish Rose AND TWC’s Extremely Worthless Posse.

But that’s not all. Bourbon is piling on DJ’s in The Fireball Saloon from 10pm till close – in search of the last man standing. It’s gonna be rich.

So the week is officially over. Thank the Irish…and your awesome, incorrigible, bad-decision prone self. Cheers!

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Add yourself to our FB event right huuurr and invite others to share in your bad decisions!

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The Return of DJ Shor T this Saturday!

We’ve got a lot to celebrate this Saturday and judging by the fact that all the tables are sold out at The Black Sheep in Orland Park, it looks like our fans are celebrating right along with us!

Many of you may know that our extra fly DJ Shor T took some time off from TWC to tackle her bout with breast cancer. Most people would have either quit or required at least six months off while they go through the typical medical procedures. But our pint-sized pillar of strength is anything but typical. Check out the path she took at www.aflygirl.com and you’ll see why she’s back in less than two months!

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Please follow her on FB and if you can make it Saturday, get there early! Click on the image below to add your bad self to the Facebook invite…

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“Drink” special this Saturday at Blue Chip Casino!

So Blue Chip Casino posts drink specials every month and they’re usually pretty standard, not stuff that’ll send you down a flight of stairs. So when we saw that this month’s special is a vodka shot, we had to give them props. They’re not even suggesting that it be diluted with a mixer or accompanied by a silly sugared-up lemon wedge. That’s for novices. Just shots of damn vodka.

It’s like they made a special just for our show this Saturday (add your bad self to the FB event right here). But it isn’t. The below screenshot from their website let’s you know they ain’t playin’. “All Day Everyday”. It’s even on there twice just in case you missed it the first time. I’m already picturing people literally falling into one another, everywhere. And it’s a beautiful sight.

Hope Blur Chip is placing mattresses at the bottom of all their staircases.

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Peoria – Where DGAF livin’ is the rule.

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Peoria has this way of taking all our bothers and kindly putting them in an atom smasher. It’s also quite helpful that Crusens gives us bottomless cups and Berlin is open till 4am.

We will submit to these Peorian ways again this Saturday with a marathon night of sub-standard decisions. From hotel pre-party to the accidental Hoops visit at 5AM, we’re committed. Crusens is spreading that love with $3 Three Olives Vodka drinks, $3 Fireball shots and $5 Funky Cold Medinas. Add yourself to our FB event right hurrr and invite your homies!

Big D will again be the Master of Ceremonies all night and Govia will be on the turntables. We are also proud to announce that the winner of Saturday’s Booty Shake contest goes home with this extra fly Colt 45 car air freshener!

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Hope you’ve all cleared your Sunday morning.

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