The Storm bum rushes Too White Crew show!
I mean, is there even a point in trying to be an old school hip hop tribute band without a senior citizen break dancer all up in it? Click on the picture to see his extra fly moves!
Winter Music Fest III at Uncle Fatty’s!
We’re proud to be back at Uncle Fatty’s 3rd annual Winter Music Fest, Wednesday, January 25th. The fest is packed with a metric ton of bands and DJ’s during the fest. We’ll go on around 10:30 and play until something of importance breaks or until the poh-poh roll up, whichever comes last.
“Don’t call it a comeback — we’ve been here for years!”
TEN years actually — which means shit done gotsta change erry once in a while. Well, we’re here to report that after a little holladay break, we’re back and we’re packin’ a Pop Tart. On the real. Introducing our new female singer, Pop Tart! Check out our Shows page so you can see where you can get toasted with her!
We’re takin’ a break like Kit Kat…
For the first time in seven years, we’re taking New Years Eve off while we transition from our old female vocalist to our new female vocalist. We’ll be back with a fresh new show starting January 12th at Rivers Casino in DesPlaines. Click on our calendar for our winter/spring schedule. We’ll be posting more information soon about our fam’s newest addition!!!
Thanks WORLD!
Much love to the 2000+ people around the globe who tuned in to see Too White Crew and MyLiveTicket.com make history by being the first streamed concert over the internet in full 1080p HD! It’s truly groundbreaking technology that represents the future of concerts and artist revenue. Tours, record sales, CD sales, merch, music videos, downloads have all been game changers and now streaming concert tickets sales with HD production is next. We’re proud to have been the band selected for the “experiment” that you’ll be seeing much more of in the near and distant future.
We had amazing feedback from Australia, London, South Africa, Germany, Canada and even Japan, including tour managers from arena-filling artists, so thank you thank you thank you!
The footage is being prepared for OnDemand viewing and we’ll certainly provide the link when it’s ready!
The Too White Crew show THIS THURS will be webcast live all over the world!
My Live Ticket will be webcasting the Too White Crew show IN FULL 1080p HD live from 115 Bourbon Street, showcasing new technologies that have never been seen in live webcasts! At the same time, TWC is featuring our biggest stage show ever — 23 performers in all, including all four Fly Girls, our Brass Funkeez horn section, the Ice Breakers break dancers, pop n’ lock bboys, DJ Kasper, Chicago artist “Ruin” painting live on stage…and for the first time on the south side, Too White Crew’s “Extremely Worthless Posse.” It’s also our lead female singer’s last show, so catch this show before she hangs up her high-heeled Timberlands!
If you can’t make it out to the show or if you’re from some distant land — here’s your chance to catch a show from the comfort of your own crib. You can tune in for a mere $2 and have a full interactive experience with the band (there’s a 30 minute live Q&A with cyberfans before the show). We are going to have special guests all over the stage, so don’t miss it! Click www.myliveticket.com to sign up for the stream and hug up with myliveticket on FB for future streamed concerts from your favorite artists. Our stream will begin at 10:30PM central time!
See Too White Crew streaming live to yo crib!
Congratulations to the 2011 Booty Shake World Champion!
It was a tough battle, but in the final round, this fly thang earned the title and will hold the title belt until December 2012.
Reserve space now for your private party at our Joe’s show Sat 12/17!
It’s our 9 year anniversary party and M80′s official Chicago send-off show. Email lindsay@joesbar.com for information about private party, table availability and drink package pricing. There’s no better way to spend your birthday / bachelorette / bachelor / engagement / divorce / job promotion / job loss party than by doin’ the Humpty with Too White Crew!
4th Annual Booty Shake World Championships This Sat.!
This show is so amped up we’re getting bills from ComEd. First of all, and most importantly, let’s talk booty. The 4th Annual Booty Shake World Championships are being held at our show this Saturday in Peoria. How does it work? At every TWC show, we have a Booty Shake Contest and anyone who has ever won one of our contests gets a berth into the Championships. The winner goes home with the title belt, keeps it for a year and returns the following year to defend her title. As this is being posted, the 2010 winner is driving the belt home from college in Florida to retain her title. It’s that serious. And yes, ridiculous. But when it comes to matters of the booty, shit gets real. 
Why Peoria? Well, the first two Championships were held in Chicago, but we noticed a disturbing trend — disturbing if you have Chi pride that is: Just about every Booty Shake winner from any show in Peoria would have mopped the stage with anyone in the finals in Chicago. Believe us when we say it is bittersweet to report that finding, being from Chicago and all. But we gotta give credit where credit it due, and it’s due. Word to Peoria…and to whatever you’re doing down there to breed world class ass.
So we moved it to P-town last year and the finals were insane — truly worthy of a “World Championship”. We’d put up these finalists’ backsides against any booty shakin’ vids you can find on YouTube. Peoria’s own “Big D”, formerly of KISS-FM will be driving from Michigan to officiate this mess. Govia and the KISS-FM staff will also be on hand to help regulate. This is must see TWC. Get there early cuz it’s gonna get butts to nuts fast.
In other news, it’s also M80′s last show in the 309. She’s hanging up her high-heeled Timberlands at the end of the year so come getcho M80 on one more time! We will be making an announcement very soon about who is going to attempt to fill those shoes. Also, TWC’s horn section, The Brass Funkeez, will be performing with TWC at this show — adding trumpet, trombone and sax to the wall of sound that is our show. As always, Crusens has mad drink specials and the party continues on downtown to Prime Nightclub when we’ve made a big enough mess of Crusens.
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