THIS WEEKEND — APRIL 5th & 6th!
We got two big, round, juicy shows. River Rockhouse in St. Charles this Friday night and the TWC “XL Show” at Joe’s on Weed St. in Chicago Saturday night, featuring four Fly Girls, our Extremely Worthless Posse and a host of carnival sideshows.
I see you baby…shakin’ dat sofa…shakin’ dat sofa.
An offer for all y’all scrubs out there…
Pullin’ up a pocket full a lint this Spring Break? Email a recent bong letter to 411@toowhitecrew.com and we’ll pay your cover Saturday night at Austin’s Fuel Room in Libertyville.
Come out this weekend or granny’s gonna start poppin’ caps
We’re at 115 Bourbon St. in Merrionette Park this Friday, 3/8 and at Fitz’s Spare Keys in Elmhurst this Saturday 3/9.
Here’s the skinny on both: We rarely rep Bourbon St. on a weekend, so this is a chance for all you grown ups with real hair, real fingernails and real Jay Oh Bees to make some noiiiiize! And Elmhurst? Sheeeeeit, it’s their annual St. Patties Day parade during the day so pace yo bad self playas. This is a marathon, not a sprint. Try to make it to our show that starts at 9:00.






















