Shake your money maker and now win prizes fo’ yo’ man!
That’s right, now you AND your boo win big when you win this weekend’s Booty Shake contest! Ladies, you not only win the customary “Got Back?” wife beater for your bad self, but tonight’s winner also gets a Colt 45 money clip for her man. Ain’t got no man? This will help you get one.
And tomorrow’s winner at Crusens? She gets to give her man Colt 45 cuff links. We ain’t makin’ this sheeit up. Colt’s that fly that they’ve got they own cuff links.
Now, back to those squats.