This show is so amped up we’re getting bills from ComEd. First of all, and most importantly, let’s talk booty. The 4th Annual Booty Shake World Championships are being held at our show this Saturday in Peoria. How does it work? At every TWC show, we have a Booty Shake Contest and anyone who has ever won one of our contests gets a berth into the Championships. The winner goes home with the title belt, keeps it for a year and returns the following year to defend her title. As this is being posted, the 2010 winner is driving the belt home from college in Florida to retain her title. It’s that serious. And yes, ridiculous. But when it comes to matters of the booty, shit gets real. Why Peoria? Well, the first two Championships were held in Chicago, but we noticed a disturbing trend — disturbing if you have Chi pride that is: Just about every Booty Shake winner from any show in Peoria would have mopped the stage with anyone in the finals in Chicago. Believe us when we say it is bittersweet to report that finding, being from Chicago and all. But we gotta give credit where credit it due, and it’s due. Word to Peoria…and to whatever you’re doing down there to breed world class ass.

So we moved it to P-town last year and the finals were insane — truly worthy of a “World Championship”. We’d put up these finalists’ backsides against any booty shakin’ vids you can find on YouTube. Peoria’s own “Big D”, formerly of KISS-FM will be driving from Michigan to officiate this mess. Govia and the KISS-FM staff will also be on hand to help regulate. This is must see TWC. Get there early cuz it’s gonna get butts to nuts fast.

In other news, it’s also M80′s last show in the 309. She’s hanging up her high-heeled Timberlands at the end of the year so come getcho M80 on one more time! We will be making an announcement very soon about who is going to attempt to fill those shoes. Also, TWC’s horn section, The Brass Funkeez, will be performing with TWC at this show — adding trumpet, trombone and sax to the wall of sound that is our show. As always, Crusens has mad drink specials and the party continues on downtown to Prime Nightclub when we’ve made a big enough mess of Crusens.