“SO YOU WANNA BE A FLY GIRL?” OPEN AUDITIONS THIS WED., 4/9 @ 8:45PM!
Now’s your chance! If you or someone you know is fly enough, Too White Crew is holding open auditions to be a TWC Fly Girl.
Auditions are going to be THIS WED., April 9th at Edgewater Fitness Edgewater Fitness (1106 W. Bryn Mawr — between Sheridan & Broadway, off the Red Line) in Chicago at 8:45PM. At the audition, be prepared to both freestyle and learn some choreography. What to wear? In the words of Missy Elliott, “If you a fly gal get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did.” Look like you wanna make the boys sweat. It might be helpful for you to view Fly Girl images and YouTube videos of Too White Crew so you can get a feel for the flava.
Being a TWC Fly Girl is mad fun and it pays. Our Fly Girls have gone with TWC to places like the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Las Vegas and we have shared the stage with countless hip hop legends. It would be very helpful to be a trained dancer. Too White Crew’s Fly Girls are not just recreational dancers (view their profiles!) and pack some big street cred. It’s a more than just knowing how to shake what cho’ momma gave ya!
A few other things:
1) Being a Fly Girl isn’t just about the dancing. It’s about helping throw a party. Please pass this around to anyone who is serious about dancing and who can make the crowd go “daaaaayomn”!
2) Don’t get it twisted. We’re the “Too White Crew” not the “All White Crew”. All ethnicities are welcome!
3) You have to be at least 18 years old and should know things like… Flavor Flav’s career began way before the Flavor of Love.
4) If you’re interested, please email firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll send you everything you need to know.
Peace & humptiness,
C-note & the Too White Crew