Why don’t we get drunk and Crew.
This is a blog about bad decisions. Not the ones that limit your job opportunities or jeopardize your future – just the ones that make for good stories after the dust settles. Ones that serve up mystery bruises, inexplicable pics in your phone and maybe require even a round of antibiotics. Shit happens. And we want to share our love of those moments.
Here at Too White Crew, we like to provide the canvas for your bad decisions and judgment lapses. We champion the idea of helping you find new and creative ways to disappoint those who care about you.
Well this weekend, we give you two opportunities to call your parents and apologize; two chances to crack your screen or have the need to block numbers. Please don’t screw this up. Because Mondays are way more fun when they start with “You’ll never belieeeeve what I did last weekend.”
Friday night we’re at Zante Lounge in Orland Park. The ladies look so fine at Zante that the fellas get a little dressed up here too like they’re fancy, but it’s really just their way of saying, “I honestly DGAF, but I’ve gotta make it look like I’m putting in the effort.” We don’t even really need to help people behave badly here. It’s in their soul.
Then Saturday, it’s our last fest of the year on the north side! Taco Fest, like any good STD, has two stages. I’m not even sure what the other stage is but we heard it’s there and we just want it to go away. We’re at the one on Southport & Roscoe at 8:00.
Remember, deny and demand proof!
Oh yeah… and a raspy shout out to the fest’s sponsors… Sam Adams; Lakeview Chamber of Commerce; Xfinity, 101.9FM the Mix, Cupcake Vineyards, K Hits 104.3FM, Boi Magazine, 97.1 the Drive, Judge Mathis TV Show, Chiro One Wellness Centers, Sprint, Wyndham Vacation Resorts, Bluegreen Resorts, Mrs. Meyers Clean Day, Roadie, David’s Tea