Too White Crew - Chicago's All Live Hip Hop Tribute Band

90’s hip hop cover band

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Instructions:

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  2. Add to refrigerator door
  3. Tell your homies
  4. Mount up

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2017 Feb-April

Ballin’ on a Budget?

Cherry Red Roasters is playing host to our 90’s hip hop sh*t show this Saturday, February 25th and, well, if you’re having problems rubbing two nickels together – or if you just wanna have ten extra bucks to pay off your tab, we’re here for you! The first five people to invite at least a hunnit (that’s 100, yo) of their homies to our Facebook event for this show are gonna have their names at the door (read the rules first!).  No line, no cover. All ballin’. If you really wanna kick it, invite 200 and we’ll comp you and a guest.

Here are the rules…

  1. Click the FB “Like” link at the bottom of this post and “Like” Too White Crew on Facebook. Here’s the link.
  2. Send a message to the band’s FB page when you’re ready to invite your friends, but don’t invite your friends till you get a reply from the band! Be patient. Sometimes we pass out and stuff.
  3. Invite at least 100 people.  And don’t invite people who suck. We’ve all got FB friends who think smiling is a chore. Leave them out of this. Invite the story makers – the ones who fall into walls – then apologize to the wall…the ones that’ll rip the shot out of your hand and pound it because you took too long. THOSE friends.
  4. Let us know you’re done inviting people. We’ll check your work and put your name on the list.
  5. Spend that money on shots.
And no, if you invite 1000, you don’t get 10 comps…but you WILL get a “Got Back?” tank at the show if you do! :
Get in for free

Pro tip for bands who play at Crusens in Peoria…

Don’t book a show the night before. And definitely don’t book a show the night after. Carve out a few days to prepare (like, your will) and recover (doctor visits) hope the good lord is watching over you during your stay. Pray. See you this Saturday!

Crusens this Saturday!

Extra fly holiday gift – maternity tee from TWC!

Check it. Your homegirl’s gonna be a baby mama soon and you’re tryna get her that “Ohhhh snap!” holiday gift. Whoomp, here it is…

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Click on the image to order your “Ice Ice Baby” tee to get it shipped in time for the holidays. Buy other shizzle for your homies while you’re there!

2 Monster Halloween Parties This Weekend!

The only thing more consistent than Chapman’s fastball is our Halloween shows every year: Fitz’s Spare Keys on the Friday…115 Bourbon Street on the Saturday.  But this year we get the added bonus of, say it with me, Cubs World Series games. This basically means we’re not exactly sure when we’re starting either night but no matter what, it’s a great weekend to be out at the bars! Both shows have costume contests with bigass prizes too so make the dayom effort!

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Ballin’ on a Budget?

Joe’s Live in Rosemont is playing host to our 90’s hip hop sh*t show this Friday, August 26th and, well, if you’re having problems rubbing two nickels together – or if you just wanna shave a few bucks of your tab, we’re here for you! The first five people to invite at least fitty of their homies to Joe’s Facebook event for this show are gonna have their names at the door (read the rules first!).  No line, no cover. All ballin’. If you really wanna kick it, invite 100 and we’ll comp you and a guest.

Here are the rules…

  1. “Like” this post (scroll to the bottom) and “Like” Too White Crew on Facebook. Here’s the link.
  2. Send a message to the band’s FB page when you’re ready to invite your friends, but don’t invite your friends till you get a reply from the band! Be patient. Sometimes we pass out and stuff.
  3. Invite at least 50 people.  And don’t invite people who suck. We’ve all got FB friends who think smiling is a chore. Leave them out of this. Invite the story makers – the ones who fall into walls – then apologize to the wall…the ones that’ll rip the shot out of your hand and pound it because you took too long. THOSE friends.
  4. Let us know you’re done inviting people. We’ll check your work and put your name on the list.
  5. Spend that money on shots.
And no, if you invite 500, you don’t get 10 comps…but you WILL get a “Got Back?” tank at the show if you do! :
Get in for free

TWC opening for Biz Markie in Dallas!

We finally get to mess with Texas again! We haven’t had a public show in Texas in almost 8 years, so we can’t wait for our return to the Longhorn state!  We’ll be at the House of Blues in Dallas Friday, Sept. 30th, sharing the stage with Biz Markie, then Saturday, Oct 1st, we’re on at Cedar Street in Austin at 9:00 right in the thick of Austin’s ACL (“Austin City Limits”) music festival! Please share this with your homies in Texas!  And click on the image below to add your bad self to this FB event!

Biz Markie and Too White Crew

Winter is officially over, bizzatches!!!!!

Mayfest in Chicago is the official kickoff to summer and if our drunkass calculations are correct, this is our 10 year anniversary of playing Mayfest! We’ve got some great acts warming up the stage too: Libido Funk Circus @ 2:00, Wedding Banned @ 4:00, The Boy Band Night @ 6:00…followed by Too White Crew @ 8:00. But that’s not all! We’re all heading to The Pony Inn (1638 West Belmont – stumbling distance from the fest) for the after party. Add your bad self to the FB event right hurr.

2015 Mayfest

But first we’ve gotta get past our Friday night show at BaseCamp in Lisle Friday, and that’s no easy task. The place popped like tires hitting road spikes last time we played there. Check out the event and past pics!

We gon’ have an Eazy E-ster fo sho!

We’re taking the holiday weekend off but then we’re back with all new flava for Champaign & Rockford! Click on the below Facebook events and add your bad self if you’re going. Don’t forget to invite your homies!

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Peoria – Where DGAF livin’ is the rule.

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Peoria has this way of taking all our bothers and kindly putting them in an atom smasher. It’s also quite helpful that Crusens gives us bottomless cups and Berlin is open till 4am.

We will submit to these Peorian ways again this Saturday with a marathon night of sub-standard decisions. From hotel pre-party to the accidental Hoops visit at 5AM, we’re committed. Crusens is spreading that love with $3 Three Olives Vodka drinks, $3 Fireball shots and $5 Funky Cold Medinas. Add yourself to our FB event right hurrr and invite your homies!

Big D will again be the Master of Ceremonies all night and Govia will be on the turntables. We are also proud to announce that the winner of Saturday’s Booty Shake contest goes home with this extra fly Colt 45 car air freshener!

Colt 45 air freshener

Hope you’ve all cleared your Sunday morning.