Friends Don’t Let Friends Text Drunk!
The South Side’s biggest outdoor St. Patty’s Day bash is tonight at Zante of Orland. We’re on from 9-12. And it’s tented, for her pleasure.
Come out this weekend or granny’s gonna start poppin’ caps
We’re at 115 Bourbon St. in Merrionette Park this Friday, 3/8 and at Fitz’s Spare Keys in Elmhurst this Saturday 3/9.
Here’s the skinny on both: We rarely rep Bourbon St. on a weekend, so this is a chance for all you grown ups with real hair, real fingernails and real Jay Oh Bees to make some noiiiiize! And Elmhurst? Sheeeeeit, it’s their annual St. Patties Day parade during the day so pace yo bad self playas. This is a marathon, not a sprint. Try to make it to our show that starts at 9:00.
TWC’s Harlem Shake Video.
It’s just something that had to be done…
Unlock your true potential this weekend with Too White Crew!
Friday, 2/22 at Nevin’s in Plainfield and Saturday, 2/23 at the Cubby Bear in Wrigleyville!
The Crew is back with our brand new invention.
You’ve all been waiting too long! It’s finally here and just in time for Valentine’s Day — the TWC Booty Sketch. Ladies buy your G a matted painting of your asssssset tonight at Uncle Fatty’s “Lakeview”! Only $20 to say “I love you…but not as much as you love this.”
Time to renew our insurance policy before our shows this weekend!
This Thursday at Rivers Casino in Des Plaines and this Friday at Uncle Fatty’s “Lakeview” for our part in Fatty’s annual Winter Music Fest!
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