Otherwise known as: Stevie D.

e-mail: eldarion99@yahoo.com

Birthday: September 22nd

Hometown: DeKalb, IL

Current home: Wrigleyville, Chicago

Working on: Golf. That’s about it.

I stay home to watch: The White Sox – outside on my back porch preferably.

Worst childhood memory: Being forced to wear a hard plastic astroturf covered cowboy hat with one side turned up as part of my high school marching band uniform. That solidified 4 years of me hearing “hey band fag …” (“Not that there’s anything wrong with it!”) I learned about the ladies in college.

Personal heroes: Ozzy Guillen.

You may have seen or heard me: in my prior bands; Common Ground, Bad Daddy, Austin City Limits, Screaming Gypsy Bandits, Dark Night(mare); or singing the National Anthem at major league ball games.

Nobody knows I’m: Almost never aware of my surroundings.

I’ve never been able to: Put together a good round of golf while playing a tournament for money.

My fantasy is: To play hip hop music for a living, oops I’m living my fantasy. Life is GOOD…

If I could change one thing about myself: I’d be skinny again.

People who knew me in high school thought I was: A band geek.

My most irrational act: Joining the Weekly Challenge Golf Tour expecting to win money.

Pigout food: Windy City Gyros; Gyros extra sauce and everything, small fries, chicken tenders, and a shake.

When I’m not working, I’m: What the hell are you talking about. I don’t work, ever.

If I’ve learned one thing in life: The energy people project determines the outcome of the events that surround them.

Three words that describe me: I enjoy bowling.